Steal a Chicken Speed Planner

Use this planner at spawn and before a night restock. It does not invent a billion-Speed table. It asks questions the live game can answer.

Step 0 — free Speed

• Redeemed Crystal and Relax.
• Liked the experience.
• Joined Kibrix Runner for +10K Speed.

If any box is empty, stop. You are planning around a handicap you chose.

Step 1 — local Guard test

Empty-handed, run from the nearest nest to your pen. Then run it with a C-tier carry.

• If empty-handed is a tag, sit on the treadmill until it is not.
• If empty is fine but a carry tags, sit more. Carry slow is real.
• If both are fine, you may steal early and mid nests. See zones.

Write nothing down. Your legs already know.

Step 2 — sit or steal

Sit if:

• Night flip is more than a couple of minutes away and your pen is full of layers.
• You just died to a Guard you should have outrun.
• Merchant cash is burning a hole and Speed is the bottleneck.

Steal if:

• A restock just happened.
• The pen has an empty slot.
• The local Guard test passed.

This is the same rhythm as the farmer build. The planner only makes you admit it.

Step 3 — Cosmic go/no-go

Only after step 1 is boring.

• Mid nests are easy with a carry.
• You have a free pen slot.
• You can bat at the pen lip without panic (protection).
• The Cosmic nest is stocked and not already owned by a faster hunter.
• You read Cosmic Zone today, not last week.

If any box fails, steal mid. Cosmic is not a daily quest.

Step 4 — after the run

If you banked, sell eggs at the Merchant before you flex. If you dropped, treadmill, not immediate retry. Retry-without-Speed is how badges stay rare.

If you used a tween to fake this planner, you skipped the only data that matters: whether you can kite. The Guard will still exist when the paste dies.

Worked example

You spawn, skip the group, steal a rainbow nest, drop it, and open this planner angry. Step 0 is unchecked. Nothing else matters. Join Kibrix Runner. Redeem the two codes. Run the Guard test. If it still fails, you are not unlucky. You are under-Speed. Sit.

Second example: group joined, carry kite works, Cosmic extra boxes fail because two hunters are already there. The planner says steal mid. You steal Cosmic anyway and donate. That is not a planner failure. That is a five-player count you ignored. Hop or take white chickens. The steal checklist will say the same thing in box six.

Third example: everything passes, you bank Cosmic, then chain a second attempt because the nest still has a rainbow. The planner ended at step 4: sell first. Chaining is how the leash you forgot still exists. Close the wiki. Sell. The next restock is a better Cosmic than a second drop tonight.

If the session is short, skip Cosmic entirely. A twenty-minute login should redeem codes, sell eggs, and sit. Cosmic is a long-login nest. Plan the length of the session before you plan the nest.